Monday, February 17, 2003

The following is a quote from OB... I won't spare her by not mentioning her name, BUT it's only because I'm copying and pasting the entire mess for your consumption. After that, what will follow is my attempt to cut a rebuttal promo of sorts... I suppose the offender fell short of unleashing the Phenom's Fury. Lucky schmuck.:cackles:

P.S. My apologies for the fairly violent words... I've had enough of this kind of stuff... likewise, If certain people will ask me to take this quote down, I probably will.

QUOTED from first impressions thread (Posted: Feb 15 2003, 09:00 PM)

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first impression on the ADMINs

sky : she has SKY personality, "ma-ERE".... poodle face at HINDI SYA MAGANDA!!!

fire : she has FIRE personality, "FEELING MAGANDA" Please lang hindi mo kamukha si Maggie Cheung kaya wag kang magFEELING!!!

thunder : she has THUNDER personality,"feeling astig" kala mo UUBRA!!! at FEELING matalino!!!

*RELATED NGA TALAGA KAU! kasi puro mga nagfe-feeling na bobitas kayo!

ichi : he’s a very bad itch "pa under sa SKY na ma-ERE"

NIB, VASH, SHUNICHI, XELLOS : mga LINTA!!! nakakaawa ang ginagawa ninyo!!! ang tatanda nyo na nagpapaUTO pa kayo... isa pa, nagtatago kau sa likod ng COMPUTER ninyo palibhasa MGA PANGET kau!!!

anu??? isnt there anyone who’s gonna agree with me??? where can you find the most honest and reliable wake up call in this *my edit. word omitted.* Board? Oh sorry, it’s OTAkUbOrEd!!!

HAHAHAHA

FYI : I’m THE bad side of HONDA TOHRU!!!


QUOTED from the fate of the social boards thread (Posted: Feb 15 2003, 08:59 PM)

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QUOTE (skysenshi @ Feb 13 2003, 11:44 PM)
I understand perfectly how animetric feels because frankly I own the boards and yet I've been isolated from it...for weeks.

I was one of the people who couldn't relate. Imagine...this happened to me, so you can imagine how others who aren't even familiar with the boards would feel.

Kaya naman pala nagpuputok ang butchi mo eh. Kasi na-out of place ka sa sarili mong board. Bakit? Masyado ka bang natabunan?!?!

I don’t give a *my edit. word omitted.* if you stupid admins ban me. For christ sakes, if you think I’m immature look at yourselves... How old are you again people???... GROW UP!!! As for me, I have an excuse to be childish because as you can see I still am young unlike some people… like SHUNICHI, who always kiss your *my edit. word omitted.* just coz you’re admins. Well I think its bullshit coz I believe in democracy. Kung panay kayo na lang ang gusto niyong pag-usapan… e di saksak ninyo sa baga niyo itong Otakuboard nyo! Or do you want me to do it for you!?!?! As for the ever loyal XELLOS, he, too, is a kiss *my edit. word omitted.* like SHUNICHI. How sad for people like you. Ang tanda-tanda nyo na nagpapa-under pa rin kayo!!! Same goes for NIB and VASH.

And as for the cheap dating service thing, I don’t need to look for a boyfriend here coz I HAVE a boyfriend in the real world!!! Tska bakit niyo ba pinag-iinitan yung mga newbies na magaganda?! Oo nga naman….. with JADED’s, SUPERSTAR’s and SHRINK’s looks, they can have who ever they want without resorting to OB. Di tulad NIYONG mga nagmamaganda na nagagalit pag may member na TALAGANG MAGANDA kaysa sa inyo. Palibhasa gusto niyo lahat ng attention nasa inyo!!! HAH!!! Wala na kasing pumapansin sa inyo pag hindi na kayo nakaharap sa computer! Take note ah: WALANG BOYFRIEND MATERIAL dito dahil puro mga isip bata kayo!!!!

As for THUNDER, yeah you have a point kasi panu naman magiging dating service tong OB eh puro pangit ang tao dito! At lalo na ang FEELING MAGANDANG si FIRE!!!! As I have reiterated in the other board topic you do not even come close to Maggie's *my edit. word omitted.*!!! DREAM ON, girl!!!

As for Ms. POODLE SKY, you suck big time!!! You know what I think about you? In OB, you have authority. In THE REAL WORLD, you are just some pathetic little poodle who couldn’t get a home!!! In short, ASKAL!!! You can’t get anyone (EXCEPT yung BF mong under) to bow down to you in the real world. That’s why you feed on those stupid old losers here. And you love it, don’t you??? What a low life. *my edit. word omitted.*!!!

To end this VERY heart warming post... here's to you admins and suckers!!!

KISS MY *my edit. word omitted.*






Mister Vader looks at his monitor in the locker room as he listens to this absolute drivel from the person standing in the middle of the ring. He grimaces and looks intently. The intensity is burning in his eyes, as his smoldering fury begins to boil. For the longest time, he has never felt the urge to stand up and speak against something so deplorable, and he prays that he would not ever have to resort to unleashing the dreaded Phenom's Fury. The last victim of that was terrified out of a year's growth and had to transfer to another school, and nobody could ever suspect Mister Vader to have actually been part of the plot...

In a huff, Mister Vader rams his fist into the telivision screen. He grinds his teeth and walks slowly towards the ring, as the offender hastily retreats. The cameras pan onto Mister Vader as he walks, and the crowd erupts for the man...


Jim Ross: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Mister Vader's making his way to the ring! It also looks like the target is scampering away! Bah Gawd! The fury in Vader's eyes is simply immense!

Jerry Lawler: She didn't know what she was talking about, did she, J.R.? That's what you get when you think out of your puppies! Puppies! Did you even understand a word from that tirade, J.R.?

Jim Ross: No, I didn't. I don't understand monkey-speak.

The pyros erupt and the glass shatters as Mister Vader's entrance music blares over the P.A. He marches down the aisle as the fans cheer for him. He salutes them and even gives a few of them some high-fives. He strides confidently into the ring and asks for a microphone...

Crowd: Vader! Vader! Vader!

He holds up his hand to hush the audience who are going nuts at the sight of the returning Mister Vader. He looks into each and every pair of eyes staring him back in the stadium, and holds the microphone closer as he braces himself on what he has to say...

Mister Vader: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Jabroni, you come down in this ring, running your mouth off, and you have absobloodylutely no idea of what the consequences would be? Mister Vader looks at your sorry excuse for a face and he feels nothing but disgust at you. WHO THE BLUE HADES ARE YOU, ANYWAY? You're lucky you're female, because Mister Vader wouldn't lift a finger to rearrange your face, even if his life depended on it. Besides, he'd be doing you a favor that way, jabroni.

Crowd: WHAT?!?

Mister Vader: Mister Vader said, he'd be doing you a favor, jabroni.

Crowd: WHAT?!?

Mister Vader: Mister Vader said, you better start looking long and hard in the mirror to think about what you've done. Wait a minute. That's TOO MUCH of a punishment for you! Nobody deserves that! Thank your lucky stars you're a lady, even if you're just a pitiful excuse for one. Thank your parents that they screwed up their birth control that night and they got their "technique" wrong and you're a lady, even if Michael Jackson looks more like one than you. If it wasn't for that fact, Mister Vader would take his microphone, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and shove it down your throat! After that, he'd pick out the microphone, disinfect it until it's free of your virus, then slap you around with it until you can't even rattle that mouth of yours off anymore. Then, he'd get the mic once more, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and shove it down your throat all over again!

Jim Ross: Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! The fans are loving this!

Mister Vader: You made the mistake of insulting people Mister Vader deems to be friends. You made the mistake of nearly unleashing a can of Phenom's Fury on your sorry face. Yeah, Vader doesn't have to say "Sorry *word omitted.*". That's the same thing as your face, jabroni. You crossed people Mister Vader cared about, and you didn't even have a single ounce of logic. What the Hades have you been smoking? Your brains? You insult people who mean well? Don't even think for one moment Mister Vader will let you get off easily, you roody-pooh candy-schmuck! Watch your back... IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLLLL WHAT MARCELLE IS COOKING!!!

The crowd erupts and chants along with Mister Vader. He then turns around and leaves the arena. The fans know he wanted to say much more, but there's no point in wasting that much bandwidth on her.

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